Grinch
Sour-lime mischief — tart, tangy, and a little bit naughty.
Not for sale
Limited Edition
Weird flavors. Big vibes.
SLURP is a fake-but-fabulous energy drink brand. Try flavors like Grinch, Rainbow Poop, Dubai Chocolate, and more. This site is a playful mock — none of these cans are actually for sale.
🔥 Our Flavors
Cookie Dough
Sweet, rich, and dangerously dessert-like.
Not for sale
Rainbow Poop
Like a unicorn threw a party in your mouth. Fruity chaos.
Not for sale
Sunday Smoothies
Chill, fruity, and lush — like brunch in a can.
Not for sale
Birthday Cake
Sprinkles, frosting vibes, and calorie-free nostalgia.
Not for sale
Dubai Chocolate
Over-the-top cocoa luxury — imagine gold flakes and espresso.
Not for sale
Moon Cake
Rich pastry notes with a mysterious lunar twist.
Not for sale
🛒 SLURP Shop (Fake)
All products are just for fun — no checkout, no payments.
Cookie Dough — single can
$0.00
Rainbow Poop — single can
$0.00
Grinch — single can
$0.00
Sunday Smoothies — single can
$0.00
Birthday Cake — single can
$0.00
Dubai Chocolate — single can
$0.00
Moon Cake — single can
$0.00
About SLURP (The Mockery)
SLURP began as a silly idea: what if energy drinks leaned fully into the ridiculous? We made fake flavors, exaggerated packaging, and a playful site to show how wild branding can be. Use this mockup for school, portfolio, or just to annoy your friends.
Important: This site is purely fictional. No purchase is possible and none of these drinks exist (yet).
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